Akachi: Queen of the Infinite Battery (and the Cosmic 'Boom'

# Why Akachi?

While other investigators are busy losing their minds in some Arkham alleyway because they ran out of bullets, Akachi Onyele is in her corner of the multiverse laughing at entropy. This deck is an ode to excess: if a spell has charges, Akachi wants all the charges. She is the only person capable of making an Outer God look like a cheap lighter running out of gas.

**The Arsenal: "If it glows and hurts, I’m keeping it"

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The deck focuses on an almost obsessive redundancy, worthy of a librarian searching for the original Necronomicon.

• list text hereCharge Management: With Spirit Speaker and her natural ability, Akachi turns her spells into ectoplasmic machine guns.

• list text hereCombat (The Bermuda Triangle of Pain): Armageddon, Shrivelling, and Spectral Razor. If it moves and has more than two tentacles, this deck has three different ways to send it back to the void. Including the Enchanted Blade is the "humorous" touch: just in case you run out of magic and have to shank a Flying Polyp the old-fashioned way.

• list text hereInvestigation & Utility: Sixth Sense and Read the Signs ensure you aren't dead weight while your teammates hunt for clues. Mists of R'lyeh lets you run away from your problems faster than Gilman fled the Deep Ones in Innsmouth.

**Economy & Survival: Keeping your Sanity (or what’s left of it)

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Uncage the Soul: Because paying for spells is for people who don't have connections in the "Great Beyond."

Holy Rosary & Arcane Initiate: Your basic survival kit. The Rosary keeps you sane when viewing non-Euclidean geometries, and the Initiate is that friend who always knows where the party (or the nearest dimensional rift) is.

Deny Existence: The ultimate "No, thank you" card. Perfect for when the game tries to deal you trauma and you simply decide that, actually, that cosmic horror never happened.

This deck is a mystic tank. It is consistent, aggressive, and has tools for almost any situation. Its greatest weakness is, ironically, its own power: you risk making the rest of the group feel like your assistants while you wipe Great Old Ones off the map.

Note: It is highly recommended not to use the Dragon Pole to scratch your back; side effects include scale growth and an uncontrollable urge to sleep at the bottom of the ocean.