Go Home Carolyn Fern, You Are Drunk

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LocoPojo · 215

What if your therapist was terrible, though?

This deck follows the adventures of Carolyn Fern, a drunk, gun-toting psychologist dosed to the gills with laudanum and mildly versed in the occult. Teleport randomly around the map hucking dynamite. Attack your enemies with too much gun. Uncover truths about yourself - or refill your flask - while fighting monsters. Go insane and make citizen's arrests. Offer anyone and everyone a nip of whiskey. Drink copiously yourself. With the drugs you're taking and the myriad tricks in your deck, nobody can tell you you have too many cards in hand. Fight dirty, practice hypnosis, shove policemen into danger. Tote your inadvisably young football star boy toy across Europe, into the jungle, and deep into the heart of the eldritch abyss.

Be just... just the worst doctor.

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Oct 18, 2022 SleepyLibrarian · 41

I feel like Carolyn is so undervalued as Arkham flavor. Perhaps because her card makes her look so straight-laced and respectable, you seem like one of the only deck builders who has realized her emergent game persona is [i]completely bonkers[/i]. Questionable therapeutic practices and over-prescription of Painkillers at BEST. So I love this deck for leaning in!