Rexual Healing

Card draw simulator

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Sassenach · 179

Yeah, apologies in advance for this one....

It all started with a terrible pun I made at the table when I played my Restorative Concoction, and then I kinda ran with it. I present to you Rex Murphy, serial philandering pervert. Probably best not to actually try this in a game, but if anybody wants to try it then please let me know how you get on. I'm thinking badly....

I did consider Forbidden Knowledge and/or I'm Outta Here as potential thematic fits, but ultimately our budding Rex pest is going to need to ahem Rise to the Occasion, and how can you look beyond Handcuffs in a deck like this ?

Yeah, I'll show myself out...

4 comments

May 06, 2019 guybrush · 19

All I gotta say is that for a perv and peeping tom, Rex has a lot of babes on call...

May 07, 2019 GermaineFrame · 11

LOL. Very funny thinking about each card in context with the theme...

May 07, 2019 Sassenach · 179

Yup. I had a lot of fun putting it together. Also makes you wonder what kind of a publication he's a 'reporter' for.

Dec 06, 2019 Django · 5070

You forgot the evil mastermind behind it all spoiler